all warm now!!!
and for the finale, the giantess. Pawnee doesn't like anyone except her momma Alyssa and she is also the queen of the world.
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Wednesday, January 18, 2012
our animals are really lucky
Before you look at the pictures, I'll let you know that my dog actually does need these because he's a Chihuahua and there's no snow in Mexico and his brain is too small for him to realize that if he walks around in the snow in Colorado his paws are going to be so cold he can't walk. Also I am a great pet owner.
and for the finale, the giantess. Pawnee doesn't like anyone except her momma Alyssa and she is also the queen of the world.
and for the finale, the giantess. Pawnee doesn't like anyone except her momma Alyssa and she is also the queen of the world.
Saturday, January 7, 2012
why I really do fucking hate children
Disclaimer: do not attempt to remind me that I was once a child. I'm sure I was just as evil and uncomfortable as the rest of them, and if I met myself as a kid I'd hate me too.
Now, when I say I hate children, everyone always tells me that I'm in denial and I'll end up having kids and loving it.
Well, no I fucking wont.
I really honestly despise children. I only have a few enemies in this world, including jelly (sick!!!), homeless people, that show about people in jail, and pants, but children are definitely number one.
Here are some of the things that are wrong with children:
1. They're always staring. What the fuck are you looking at? And don't be a smart ass and say something like "Mommy look at her" or "Are you a girl or a boy?" or "Why do you have earrings in your mouth?" either. You're lucky it's socially unacceptable because I'd love to teach you a lesson.
2. Children are just selfish little brats in general.
3. That eight year old boy might look "innocent" (to the untrained eye) but I know he'd slap a dog or something. Little kids are assholes to animals.
4. Everyone talks to them in that baby voice, like they're a fucking angel. Guess what, your kid probably steals, pisses herself at the grocery store, bullies other children at school, or just struggles to get their pants on in the morning.
And the worst type of children are infants. They're like drunk assholes that can't even walk straight, and they just scream or cry when they want something. Use your words you idiot.
I'd probably rather die than have a little devil running around soaking up all my money and ability to deal with life, wouldn't you? Probably not because everybody wants their own little mutant brat causing more detriment to society.
Now, when I say I hate children, everyone always tells me that I'm in denial and I'll end up having kids and loving it.
Well, no I fucking wont.
I really honestly despise children. I only have a few enemies in this world, including jelly (sick!!!), homeless people, that show about people in jail, and pants, but children are definitely number one.
Here are some of the things that are wrong with children:
1. They're always staring. What the fuck are you looking at? And don't be a smart ass and say something like "Mommy look at her" or "Are you a girl or a boy?" or "Why do you have earrings in your mouth?" either. You're lucky it's socially unacceptable because I'd love to teach you a lesson.
2. Children are just selfish little brats in general.
3. That eight year old boy might look "innocent" (to the untrained eye) but I know he'd slap a dog or something. Little kids are assholes to animals.
4. Everyone talks to them in that baby voice, like they're a fucking angel. Guess what, your kid probably steals, pisses herself at the grocery store, bullies other children at school, or just struggles to get their pants on in the morning.
And the worst type of children are infants. They're like drunk assholes that can't even walk straight, and they just scream or cry when they want something. Use your words you idiot.
I'd probably rather die than have a little devil running around soaking up all my money and ability to deal with life, wouldn't you? Probably not because everybody wants their own little mutant brat causing more detriment to society.
